What readers are saying about Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe!
‘Horatio’ gave me boners and made me LOL. What more could you ask for? (If you answered “taint-sucking crabs” then this is likely the novel for you).
-Natty Soltesz (Author of Backwoods, College Dive Bar 1 AM)
When I say there’s a ton of sex in this book, I mean there’s literally a fuck ton of sex in this book. There are also space adventures and near death experiences and prophecies and questions answered. I will be completely honest with you, the book is good. It’s a fast-paced space odyssey with lots of glorious sex that will give you new ideas for your deviant mind.
-Mischa Eliot (Author of Knead, Flipping the Switch)
I loved this. And boy oh boy was it hot. We are talking volcano levels of heat.
Great story woven around some hot sex scenes (I had to stop reading in public places). There were plenty of laughs, some awesome action, and a fair bit of romance.
Why are you still reading my review when you could be reading the adventures of Horatio Slice???
-Cheryl Kaye (sex blogger, writer, reviewer)
I can’t remember the last time the first chapter of a book pulled me in and anchored me, center stage, to a fascinating tale. I kept thinking, what would happen if I told Horatio I read the first chapter three times in a row to savor it? I’m sure it would go to his head, both of them.
Horatio’s adventure moves us from one world to another, facing tasks and obstacles while meeting new creatures, who have sex in the most interesting places and fascinating ways. Did I mention there are unusual items and circumstances to enhance the pleasure process? Phew. HAAWWT.
As I followed Horatio on his wild hero’s journey, he and his mates not only endeared themselves to me, they captivated and mesmerized me. But more importantly, Horatio’s riveting tale champions the phrase: love is love is love.
-Dr. J (Author of Forever Tattooed)
Oh my goodness…where did this book come from? This amazing, beautiful, thought-provoking, incredible, humorous, and sizzling book? Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe, by Oleander Plume, blew me away. Blew-Me-Away.
I’m just going to come right out and say it.. HOLY COW! The chemistry and the level of heat was beyond anything, ANYTHING, that I’ve ever read before. Ever. It actually contains the most sizzling, it’s-so-hot-I-can’t-touch-it-because-I’ll-burn-my fingers kind of yumminess. *pause* And, then…there’s the tenderness. I melted. A lot.
-A Book Lover’s Dream Book Blog
In this rollicking adventure, Oleander Plume hits soaring heights of imagination previously unseen in m/m erotica. Due to the multiple sexy scenes in this sci-fi tale, my boner suffered serious whiplash. Up, down, up, down—it was never ending! Like Horatio himself, I didn’t care who he was having sex with either, as long as there was non-stop s*cking and f*cking going on. And believe me, the sex in this book is relentless. In the best way possible, of course!
Horatio Slice may be the Guitar Slayer of the Universe, but in my eyes, he’s the beefy rock god put on this Earth (and this solar system, apparently) to satiate the needs of every horny man and alien in every dimension. Lucky us!
-Dario Dalla Lasta (Author of Squeeze Pants, The Three Red Lines)
No…Horatio Slice is NOT dead!!!
And I have to say, I for one…move over Gunner *nudges hot guy to the side*…love that he is very much alive in all his sexy, hunky, beauty. Yes, I did say beautiful!
Ms. Plume writes in such a descriptive way, that it’s easy to see each and every one of her characters—and yes, they are indeed gorgeous, sexually charged, men. I want to run my tongue down Horatio’s long, muscular body and see if he tastes as good as he looks. Gunner, an innocent, albeit not for very long with Horatio and Snake both looking to ‘teach’ him the art of crazy hot non-stop sex.
I found myself laughing out loud more than a few times. My husband asked me one night ‘what in hell are you laughing at?’ I blushed and said “This guy, um, these men…you know, never mind…would take me too long to explain!”
This book blew me away. The characters are larger than life and full of fun, and not to mention, every ready for a totally carnal adventure! Calling it a ‘page turner’ is an understatement. It will suck you in and keep you flipping until the very last word…which although a great ending…a bit of a bummer. I wanted the adventure to keep going!
-C.E. Hansen (Author of Ever Sarah, Faithless, Act Accordingly)